episode 2 [video/action]

[bamboozler]

[Once again, there is a panda on the journal. Someone should look into taking it away from him. This time, he's got a backpack on, and he's got a very important message for everyone.]

Goodbye, Loocity!

[He's leaving.]

I was thinking...with how crowded it was a while ago and how we ran out of bamboo, it's time for me to leave. I haven't really had a very fun time, but I'm sure you're all going to miss me a lot! It's been a dull vacation! [He pauses.] Actually, I was going to leave yesterday, but I tired myself out thinking of how much packing I'd have to do.

[He waves to the journal.] Goodbye! Maybe I'll come back another time, but I wouldn't count on it. [And there. He finally closes it.

Unfortunately for Panda, he hasn't quite realized that there's...no way out. He figures there's a bus stop or train station around somewhere, so he can be found all over town looking for them. Of course, he'll break down and eat bamboo sometimes. Or you might just find him laying on the ground in the middle of the road, panting like this is the most work he's done since arriving (it is).

Once someone (hopefully) fills him in, he'll bit hitting Good Spirits Bar and 7th Heaven looking for some bamboo and coffee. Don't mind the panda just pulling up a seat and sitting at the bar.]

Comments

[avaricious]

Goodbye, Mr. Panda! Good luck with your trip!

[bamboozler]

Thank you very much! I forgot your name, but thank you!

[avaricious]

Ling Yao. But since you're leaving forever, it's not important that you remember it.

[bamboozler]

It's important to be polite sometimes, even if you're just pretending to be interested.

[avaricious]

Polite society is built entirely on pretending to be interested. I'm impressed you've mastered it so well.

[bamboozler]

It's really difficult, but I understanding things like that really well!

[Basically: how to be rude.]

Maybe if I come back, you can tell it to me again.

[avaricious]

Well, don't be silly. Why would you want to come back here?

[bamboozler]

I might get lost and drive through here someday, you know?

[avaricious]

Oh, is that something you do often?

[bamboozler]

Nope! It could still happen, though...

[avaricious]

Well, if you do, maybe I'll hitch a ride.

[bamboozler]

If you do, you'll have to bring plenty of snacks...! It's the way of the road.

[avaricious]

Naturally. And I'll have bamboo prepared for you as well.