True idols are like us.

Hey, hey, Lessetti! I've got another question for you.

[Once again, the Panda who should probably not have a journal has decided to use it. He only uses it when he's bored...which is pretty often lately. It's great how he can listen and see what other people are saying. It's like the journal is reality television!

But today he needs it for himself.]

Why do you all go to work? You're not getting paid, right? Isn't it a waste of time? What happens if you don't show up for work...? Do you get kidnapped?

I've been so bored lately...there really isn't anything to do, so I was thinking I might get a job, too. Is there a job where I can laze around and do nothing? Or eat bamboo? And working two days a week is probably enough, don't you think?

Ah! And before I forget, Flynn Shi-Foh had a great idea! He told me to tell you what to do if someone tries to attack you with a vacuum, like that really mean girl Pilouette. If that ever happens, you should panic! Wait until they're done, and then you should run away.

Any questions?

[There will be lots of questions, right? After making such an exhausting post (he worked so hard, right?), Panda is going to reward himself by looking for cute things in the item store. He'll also go to the grocery store to pick up his bamboo for the day...

...but something is different. The walk over was so cold and windy. Being inside is so much warmer. If anyone approaches Panda, he won't notice at all...in fact, he's standing, but not moving. Whatever could be wrong?]