episode 2 [video/action]

[bamboozler]

[Once again, there is a panda on the journal. Someone should look into taking it away from him. This time, he's got a backpack on, and he's got a very important message for everyone.]

Goodbye, Loocity!

[He's leaving.]

I was thinking...with how crowded it was a while ago and how we ran out of bamboo, it's time for me to leave. I haven't really had a very fun time, but I'm sure you're all going to miss me a lot! It's been a dull vacation! [He pauses.] Actually, I was going to leave yesterday, but I tired myself out thinking of how much packing I'd have to do.

[He waves to the journal.] Goodbye! Maybe I'll come back another time, but I wouldn't count on it. [And there. He finally closes it.

Unfortunately for Panda, he hasn't quite realized that there's...no way out. He figures there's a bus stop or train station around somewhere, so he can be found all over town looking for them. Of course, he'll break down and eat bamboo sometimes. Or you might just find him laying on the ground in the middle of the road, panting like this is the most work he's done since arriving (it is).

Once someone (hopefully) fills him in, he'll bit hitting Good Spirits Bar and 7th Heaven looking for some bamboo and coffee. Don't mind the panda just pulling up a seat and sitting at the bar.]

Comments

[bamboozler]

Berry-ers...?

[He pictures people who pick berries, much like cobblers cobble and farmers farm.]

Eh...I'd rather have bamboo on my way home.

[wannabolt]

...Ugh. I mean there's a big, invisible wall around this place that traps you here.

Plus, you're kinda in another world.

[Facehoof is go.]

[bamboozler]

There can't possibly be something like that. Someone probably lied to you, huh?

[wannabolt]

Uh, no. I crashed into that barrier myself.

It's real.

[bamboozler]

Do they really give out licenses for people like that...?

[wannabolt]

Why would I need a license to fly in the first place? All pegasus ponies can.

[bamboozler]

So you only need a license if you drive? Ehh...driving a plane sounds like a lot of hard work, though. I've never met a horse who could pilot, though.

[wannabolt]

Dude, I don't pilot. I fly. With my wings.

[She groans, turning to show off her wings, and giving 'em a light flap.]

[bamboozler]

Ehhh...

Why is your fur so blue? That's not cute at all.

[wannabolt]

Pfffft. Who cares about being cute when you're the coolest thing around? Besides, all the ponies in Equestria are colorful.

[bamboozler]

Horses aren't cool at all. Everyone would rather talk to pandas.

[wannabolt]

Ponies are easily the coolest. Especially me.

I mean, can you fly circles around the whole enclosure in ten seconds flat? Or stand on clouds.

[bamboozler]

Exercising isn't cool at all.

Everyone comes running when I go down a slide...it's the cutest thing ever! I'm really good at it!

[wannabolt]

Being lazy isn't cool. Pulling off show stopping stunts, on the other hoof, totally is.

[bamboozler]

Horses are about as exciting as llamas.

[wannabolt]

How many times do I have to tell you that I'm a pegasus pony? There's a big difference.

Flying. Coolness. Speed. I can control the weather, for crying out loud!

[bamboozler]

Ah...I can eat bamboo and sleep for hours on end! The cuteness is much more appealing!

[wannabolt]

Nah. Coolness is way more important. I mean, for one, it's actually exciting.

[bamboozler]

Coolness is really just flashy, don't you think? It makes everyone's eyes hurt.

People would rather look at something cute!

[wannabolt]

Coolness is more than just flashy. It's awe inspiring. It's jaw-dropping! It's a billion times better than boring old cuteness.

[bamboozler]

Ehh...why would you drop your jaw, though? Isn't that just yawning?