8th Episode [Video/Action for anyone walking by]

[bamboozler]

[It's a lovely (enough) day in Luceti, and Panda has discovered something interesting while on one of his daily walks to get bamboo. He's found a young tree growing at the edge of the forest, one he's never seen before, and he decides to climb onto one of the low branches and enjoy a snack.

Of course, while he's snacking, he has an important question to ask.]

Everyone, everyone...! If you died and were reincarnated, whose servant would you want to be in your next life? I'm...

[There's a loud crack coming from behind Panda.]

What's that?

[And then the snap is even louder, and the video catches Panda falling to the ground. He yells, and in alarm, through his journal to the side...revealing that the branch underneath Panda couldn't support his weight and snapped off.

He yells "Ahh...ahhh...!" repeatedly and for quite a while, and continues to flail before the wind knocks over his journal, ending it.]

[ooc; post is shamelessly based on this.]

Comments

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[contaeoro]

Don't jinx yourself there, Panda. You should make sure nothing can kill you before you start talking about death like that.

[Yeah he's not that worried.]

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[bamboozler]

[He sounds a little pained as he talks, obviously.]

Don't worry, Mozzer-san. I was talking about other people dying, not myself.

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[contaeoro]

Hey now, don't talk about other people's deaths so casually. That aside, why weren't you talking about yourself?

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[bamboozler]

Well...isn't it obvious? I was going to ask if anyone wanted to serve me in their next life! Working for a cute panda would be a lot of fun, right?

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[contaeoro]

Well, as much as I'd like to give you an answer I'm afraid I won't ever be serving you in any afterlife.

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[bamboozler]

Now, now, let's not rule out the possibility so quickly...! You can be a butler or a maid, Morzo-san.

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[contaeoro]

Perhaps. But I'll only be so if I'm guaranteed to be well-treated by the one I'm serving.

But I'm telling you. It won't happen.