8th Episode [Video/Action for anyone walking by]

[bamboozler]

[It's a lovely (enough) day in Luceti, and Panda has discovered something interesting while on one of his daily walks to get bamboo. He's found a young tree growing at the edge of the forest, one he's never seen before, and he decides to climb onto one of the low branches and enjoy a snack.

Of course, while he's snacking, he has an important question to ask.]

Everyone, everyone...! If you died and were reincarnated, whose servant would you want to be in your next life? I'm...

[There's a loud crack coming from behind Panda.]

What's that?

[And then the snap is even louder, and the video catches Panda falling to the ground. He yells, and in alarm, through his journal to the side...revealing that the branch underneath Panda couldn't support his weight and snapped off.

He yells "Ahh...ahhh...!" repeatedly and for quite a while, and continues to flail before the wind knocks over his journal, ending it.]

[ooc; post is shamelessly based on this.]

Comments

[Video]

[savedtheworld]

Well Panda, the thing about reincarnation is-

[And then he goes into panic upon seeing him fall.]

Panda, are you okay?!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

[Ouch. That... looked painful, even for someone as fluffy and squishy as Panda.]

... are you all right?

[Voice]

[bamboozler]

I'm not alright...! It broke and everyone saw it!

[Video]

[bamboozler]

[Quietly:] Aang-kun...is that you?

[Video]

[savedtheworld]

It's me, Panda. Me, Aang. Are you hurt?

[bamboozler]

In a way, I don't think I'll ever be able to recover.

video;

[contaeoro]

Don't jinx yourself there, Panda. You should make sure nothing can kill you before you start talking about death like that.

[Yeah he's not that worried.]

[savedtheworld]

N-no! Panda... I wanna help you!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

That's not what I meant...

I was asking if you were hurt or anything.

[Voice]

[bamboozler]

Ahhhh...! T-that's why I'm hurt! It's...it's...

I need to diet!

[bamboozler]

Aang-kun...please remember me for my cuteness, not for this...this accident...

video;

[bamboozler]

[He sounds a little pained as he talks, obviously.]

Don't worry, Mozzer-san. I was talking about other people dying, not myself.

[savedtheworld]

I remember you for being my friend above everything else, Panda. But if you need help, I'll give it to you!

[bamboozler]

Aang-kun...I...I...I need to diet!! I'll never be a dream panda at this rate!

voice;

[shinesbrightest]

[...you know what, he can't even be surprised that Panda's asking questions like that.

But before he can comment on that, Panda takes his fall, and Shinji is actually at least a little concerned. (Okay, more than a little. He doesn't need to know that.)]

...are you okay, Panda?

voice;

[bamboozler]

[Nooo! He didn't want Shinji to see that!]

Shinji-kun, Shinji-kun...! I...I meant to do that on purpose!

voice;

[shinesbrightest]

You meant to fall?

[He doesn't believe that for a second!]

[savedtheworld]

A dream panda? How's that different from a normal panda? I think you're great just the way you are.

i brought in a new icon just for aang

[bamboozler]

It's completely different! Don't be stupid! A dream panda is the ultimate panda...!

voice;

[bamboozler]

[...

...

...]

Is Pen-pen-san there?

video;

[contaeoro]

Hey now, don't talk about other people's deaths so casually. That aside, why weren't you talking about yourself?

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

... bears can go on diets?

i feel honored

[savedtheworld]

An ultimate panda? I still don't get the difference. Is an ultimate panda like Hei Bay?

video;

[bamboozler]

Well...isn't it obvious? I was going to ask if anyone wanted to serve me in their next life! Working for a cute panda would be a lot of fun, right?

[voice] Hi do you mind late tags

[endgames]

[dot dot dot

dot]

You've already landed. You can stop screaming now.

[bamboozler]

I don't know what you're talking about, Aang-kun.

First, I'll need to have longer legs...those would look great on a dream panda.

[Voice]

[bamboozler]

Of course! Bears can go on diets, too! Just like weird people can!

of course i mind! i'll never reply to this tag ever.

[bamboozler]

It's not the landing I'm worried about!

voice;

[shinesbrightest]

[Suspicious...]

Yeah, why?

[savedtheworld]

Really? I don't think there's anything wrong with your legs! Hei Bai's legs did get pretty long, but only when he was in his angry form!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I'm not weird! A bear going on a diet is what's weird. I've never met an animal who cared about how much they weighed before.

video;

[contaeoro]

Well, as much as I'd like to give you an answer I'm afraid I won't ever be serving you in any afterlife.

the latest tag orz (action because duh)

[seismicity]

[ That sure sounded like her not!dad yelping all of a sudden!

Man, did he just. Fall from the sky? ]

... Panda?

oh okay....

[endgames]

Cripes... [He runs a hand up, from his face to the top of his head.] What's the problem?

[bamboozler]

I think I broke it...

it's alright!

[bamboozler]

[Oh. Oh, no. Toph saw his embarrassing fall...he starts to run away before he remembers that Toph really didn't see anything. Literally.]

Toph-chan, Toph-chan...it wasn't what it sounded like.

video;

[bamboozler]

Now, now, let's not rule out the possibility so quickly...! You can be a butler or a maid, Morzo-san.

[Voice]

[bamboozler]

All animals care about how much they weigh! If we didn't, we wouldn't have favorite foods like bamboo!

[bamboozler]

They'd be dreamier if they were longer, Aang-kun. I'd also like a torso that looks more like an inverted triangle...with lots of muscle...

voice;

[bamboozler]

Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!

I didn't want him to see that! You didn't show it to him, did you?!

voice;

[shinesbrightest]

[...]

What if I did?

voice;

[bamboozler]

Tell him it wasn't real! Pen-pen-san still thinks I'm really cool! He'll be devastated if he finds out...!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

But wouldn't having favorite foods mean that they'd eat more of them, so they'd end up gaining weight instead of losing it?

[endgames]

I don't think there's really a question of that...

[That is a big broken branch he can see on the ground there, isn't it]

video;

[contaeoro]

Perhaps. But I'll only be so if I'm guaranteed to be well-treated by the one I'm serving.

But I'm telling you. It won't happen.

voice;

[shinesbrightest]

Since when does he think that?

[seismicity]

Well, whaddya think it sounded like? 'Cause it sounded like you crashed down from the sky to me. [ Which. probably wasn't the case, Toph knew that much, at least! ]

[ ... ... ]

Are you okay?

[savedtheworld]

Yeah, this is sounding a whole lot like Hei Bai's other form. But you want muscles? So you wanna work out a lot?