episode 1 [video]

[bamboozler]

Yaaaaay! I found it! [This is Panda’s first time using his journal on his own. It’s so cool!] It’s just like a smartphone...eheh. Everyone can see this, right? I finally found my panda notebook! Anyways, I don't really know any of you that well...it's been so hot that I've been eating bamboo in my room all day.

[And that’s how this trainwreck starts. Panda is filming himself holding a notebook he picked up that’s shaped...like a panda. There are clearly things written inside, and he seems to be eager to share what he wrote down.]

Let’s see...where should I start...Did you know Wolverine really likes kids? I’ve never met a wolverine before... [Oh. Oh no. Panda wrote down what the trees told him.] Shinji has the hots for his roommate...I think I’ve met him before! Ehh...he’s kind of scrawny though. [Flip. Flip.] Masaomi doesn’t like boobs at all, but he really likes legs! Isn’t that really strange? And this Yun girl knows everyone’s secrets...Ahaha! That sounds like a fun superpower!

[And then, the Panda shuts his notebook. He must be out of them...but then he reaches for a second notebook. Apparently, he didn’t do a very good job of organizing them. He’s still got dirt to spread.]

Shikamaru likes to sing in the shower with his roommate. Eh...but is that a cute girl...? There’s someone named Gold, too, and he’s never even been kissed...that’s really sad, isn’t it? [He flips to another page. He’s got plenty of random things written down.] They also told me that Adell hates women, especially harpies. Ehh...it seems like everyone doesn’t like them, huh. I also heard that Yotsuba is missing a few crayons from her box! Isn’t that just awful? And Pilouette-chan is a gang leader! Uwaaaah! That’s so scary, isn’t it? She’s the meanest!

[And then he shuts his notepad. He’s done for real this time.] Ehh...I don’t know most of those people, though. These panda notebooks are just super cute, aren’t they? Just like me. [He laughs, moving his notebook so everyone can see.] I had almost forgotten about all of these facts, too...! Hey, does anyone else have any embarrassing secrets they’d like to share? I can write them down for you!

[ooc; And this is Rune, off of hiatus! o7 It's good to be back.]

Comments

[bamboozler]

[Of course, the easy answer would be to say that the trees told him, but...] Ehh...which one do you want to know more about?

[noexit]

The one about Shinji! I'm his roommate. [...And maybe this conversation should have been made private. But. She's pretty sure it isn't true anyway...!]

[bamboozler]

[A moment of blank staring.]

Ah! That means we're neighbors, too! I can see why he likes you!

[noexit]

Wait, you live in this building? [Why has she never noticed a giant talking panda before. What.]

[bamboozler]

[Right. Next. Door.]

That's right! I picked the first empty room I found. Isn't that amazing?

[Praise his laziness.]

1/2

[noexit]

...Yeah...amazing... [S...ure.]

[noexit]

[Wait, that's not the point!] You shouldn't be spreading rumors about people. Especially not your neighbors - they know where you live. [Never mind that she had no idea you were her neighbor until 10 seconds ago.]

[bamboozler]

Ah! That's right! You know where I live! So if I ever run out of bamboo, I can come and get some from you, right?

[noexit]

...That's not what I meant. We don't have any bamboo anyway.

[bamboozler]

Ehhhh? Not even a little? How do you survive in there...?

[noexit]

We have plenty of normal food! Food for people to eat.

[bamboozler]

Normal food...like bamboo?

[8D]

[noexit]

Normal food like noodles and chicken and vegetables.

[bamboozler]

Hmm...how disappointing. Those don't sound normal at all.