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bamboozler) wrote2012-08-14 12:43 pm
bamboozler) wrote2012-08-14 12:43 pm
episode 1 [video]
Yaaaaay! I found it! [This is Panda’s first time using his journal on his own. It’s so cool!] It’s just like a smartphone...eheh. Everyone can see this, right? I finally found my panda notebook! Anyways, I don't really know any of you that well...it's been so hot that I've been eating bamboo in my room all day.
[And that’s how this trainwreck starts. Panda is filming himself holding a notebook he picked up that’s shaped...like a panda. There are clearly things written inside, and he seems to be eager to share what he wrote down.]
Let’s see...where should I start...Did you know Wolverine really likes kids? I’ve never met a wolverine before... [Oh. Oh no. Panda wrote down what the trees told him.] Shinji has the hots for his roommate...I think I’ve met him before! Ehh...he’s kind of scrawny though. [Flip. Flip.] Masaomi doesn’t like boobs at all, but he really likes legs! Isn’t that really strange? And this Yun girl knows everyone’s secrets...Ahaha! That sounds like a fun superpower!
[And then, the Panda shuts his notebook. He must be out of them...but then he reaches for a second notebook. Apparently, he didn’t do a very good job of organizing them. He’s still got dirt to spread.]
Shikamaru likes to sing in the shower with his roommate. Eh...but is that a cute girl...? There’s someone named Gold, too, and he’s never even been kissed...that’s really sad, isn’t it? [He flips to another page. He’s got plenty of random things written down.] They also told me that Adell hates women, especially harpies. Ehh...it seems like everyone doesn’t like them, huh. I also heard that Yotsuba is missing a few crayons from her box! Isn’t that just awful? And Pilouette-chan is a gang leader! Uwaaaah! That’s so scary, isn’t it? She’s the meanest!
[And then he shuts his notepad. He’s done for real this time.] Ehh...I don’t know most of those people, though. These panda notebooks are just super cute, aren’t they? Just like me. [He laughs, moving his notebook so everyone can see.] I had almost forgotten about all of these facts, too...! Hey, does anyone else have any embarrassing secrets they’d like to share? I can write them down for you!
[ooc; And this is Rune, off of hiatus! o7 It's good to be back.]
[And that’s how this trainwreck starts. Panda is filming himself holding a notebook he picked up that’s shaped...like a panda. There are clearly things written inside, and he seems to be eager to share what he wrote down.]
Let’s see...where should I start...Did you know Wolverine really likes kids? I’ve never met a wolverine before... [Oh. Oh no. Panda wrote down what the trees told him.] Shinji has the hots for his roommate...I think I’ve met him before! Ehh...he’s kind of scrawny though. [Flip. Flip.] Masaomi doesn’t like boobs at all, but he really likes legs! Isn’t that really strange? And this Yun girl knows everyone’s secrets...Ahaha! That sounds like a fun superpower!
[And then, the Panda shuts his notebook. He must be out of them...but then he reaches for a second notebook. Apparently, he didn’t do a very good job of organizing them. He’s still got dirt to spread.]
Shikamaru likes to sing in the shower with his roommate. Eh...but is that a cute girl...? There’s someone named Gold, too, and he’s never even been kissed...that’s really sad, isn’t it? [He flips to another page. He’s got plenty of random things written down.] They also told me that Adell hates women, especially harpies. Ehh...it seems like everyone doesn’t like them, huh. I also heard that Yotsuba is missing a few crayons from her box! Isn’t that just awful? And Pilouette-chan is a gang leader! Uwaaaah! That’s so scary, isn’t it? She’s the meanest!
[And then he shuts his notepad. He’s done for real this time.] Ehh...I don’t know most of those people, though. These panda notebooks are just super cute, aren’t they? Just like me. [He laughs, moving his notebook so everyone can see.] I had almost forgotten about all of these facts, too...! Hey, does anyone else have any embarrassing secrets they’d like to share? I can write them down for you!
[ooc; And this is Rune, off of hiatus! o7 It's good to be back.]
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[That's awful, she didn't even know that she had lost a crayon in the first place. A quick check in her room for all her crayons and other drawing materials shows that nope, everything is still there.]
It's okay, all of Yotsuba's crayons are here.
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[At some point it's going to hit her that she's talking with a panda. Right now though, nope, crayons are pretty important.]
Where did you hear it? ... Was it Nowy? He should stay away from my crayons when times are tough like this!
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There was a whole crowd of people talking about how you're missing crayons! [It was the forest.] Maybe they're planning to take them all?
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A crowd, a whole crowd. [It's a conspiracy. A crayon conspiracy. Well! She's not letting any crowds, be they crowds of trees or Naois or anything take her crayons!] Even if they take Yotsuba's crayons they won't come back alive!
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[BEWARE HER FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE.]
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Where are you from, the zoo?! Yotsuba went there!
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Maybe the pandas were hiding, are you good at hiding? Elefants aren't good at hiding, they're huge. Huuuge!
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Yotsuba will leave the laying to you, the panda will do the laying from now on. [Nod.] Can Yotsuba come see the pandas? They're black and white, like news!
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Yotsuba thinks you're cute. [...] And better than an elephant in a person.
[The way she speaks doesn't sound natural, as though it's a more a fact that Panda is cute rather than her honestly thinking that.]