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Panda (Part-Time) ([personal profile] bamboozler) wrote2012-08-14 12:43 pm

episode 1 [video]

Yaaaaay! I found it! [This is Panda’s first time using his journal on his own. It’s so cool!] It’s just like a smartphone...eheh. Everyone can see this, right? I finally found my panda notebook! Anyways, I don't really know any of you that well...it's been so hot that I've been eating bamboo in my room all day.

[And that’s how this trainwreck starts. Panda is filming himself holding a notebook he picked up that’s shaped...like a panda. There are clearly things written inside, and he seems to be eager to share what he wrote down.]

Let’s see...where should I start...Did you know Wolverine really likes kids? I’ve never met a wolverine before... [Oh. Oh no. Panda wrote down what the trees told him.] Shinji has the hots for his roommate...I think I’ve met him before! Ehh...he’s kind of scrawny though. [Flip. Flip.] Masaomi doesn’t like boobs at all, but he really likes legs! Isn’t that really strange? And this Yun girl knows everyone’s secrets...Ahaha! That sounds like a fun superpower!

[And then, the Panda shuts his notebook. He must be out of them...but then he reaches for a second notebook. Apparently, he didn’t do a very good job of organizing them. He’s still got dirt to spread.]

Shikamaru likes to sing in the shower with his roommate. Eh...but is that a cute girl...? There’s someone named Gold, too, and he’s never even been kissed...that’s really sad, isn’t it? [He flips to another page. He’s got plenty of random things written down.] They also told me that Adell hates women, especially harpies. Ehh...it seems like everyone doesn’t like them, huh. I also heard that Yotsuba is missing a few crayons from her box! Isn’t that just awful? And Pilouette-chan is a gang leader! Uwaaaah! That’s so scary, isn’t it? She’s the meanest!

[And then he shuts his notepad. He’s done for real this time.] Ehh...I don’t know most of those people, though. These panda notebooks are just super cute, aren’t they? Just like me. [He laughs, moving his notebook so everyone can see.] I had almost forgotten about all of these facts, too...! Hey, does anyone else have any embarrassing secrets they’d like to share? I can write them down for you!

[ooc; And this is Rune, off of hiatus! o7 It's good to be back.]
shinesbrightest: (and leave forever)

[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-15 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Th-that's none of my business. [He is fifteen, she is way too old for him to be thinking about things like that!] Besides, she's really kind of a slob. That's not cute at all.
shinesbrightest: (the morning is coming)

[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-15 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
More like a panda?
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[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it'd be easy for a person to be as cute as a panda.

[N-not that he thinks he's cute or anything!!]
shinesbrightest: (there is nothing more for me)

[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-16 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
W-well, it's not like I was trying to be cute...
shinesbrightest: (and leave forever)

[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-16 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Gee, thanks.

[Even if that's kind of the answer he expected. Silly Panda.]
noexit: (☩ rubber neckers dream)

don't mind me...this is the comic relief part of the episode

[personal profile] noexit 2012-08-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's rude to talk about a woman behind her back, you know!
shinesbrightest: (now the guilt is all mine)

[personal profile] shinesbrightest 2012-08-16 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he did ask...

[He was just being honest so no regrets!!]
noexit: (☩ satan is my motor)

[personal profile] noexit 2012-08-16 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you had to say any of that...!