yourfononsarewhack: (stating a thought)
Jade "read the script" Curtiss ([personal profile] yourfononsarewhack) wrote in [personal profile] bamboozler 2013-08-08 02:58 pm (UTC)

Well... Far be it from me to presume the inner workings of a woman's mind and the fruit which would most appeal to it. However, I do believe that you'd do well to include a pineapple, as well as a collection of grapes. They need not be connected to the same stem. Additionally, you can't go wrong with a few apples. Women tend to fuss after their health, so I'm sure they'll take a liking to anyone who sports some apples.

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